RATING LEVELS:
Curt Hennig – A
“GOAT” show, as Perfect as possible
Watch It – A
consistently good show worth watching in its entirety
Watch It…With Remote
in Hand – 3 or more above-average ratings
High Risk Maneuver –
Mostly filler, inessential, but 1-2 good matches
DUDleyville –
Zero redeeming qualities, chore to watch
Payback – May 2015
Baltimore, Maryland
COMMENTATORS:
Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and JBL
CHAMPIONSHIP RUNDOWN:
Going into tonight's show, Seth Rollins is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, the
Intercontinental Championship has been vacated, John Cena holds the United
States Championship, and the Divas Title is held by Nikki Bella. The New Day
are the Tag Team Champions.
Dolph Ziggler vs.
Sheamus was our opening contest. From the get-go, this was lightning quick
and high impact, with Sheamus eventually slowing things via a nicely worked
headlock. These two have magnificent chemistry and its always good to see them
get time to show what they can do, but paired up so many times over
the years, I do feel like their matches bleed into each other to form a record
of very good matches, but none that stand out specifically. The finish of this match will distinguish it, but only because of the
gusher Ziggler suffered. (3/5)
The New
Day vs. Cesaro and Kidd WWE Tag Team Championship contest was many peoples'
"Match of the Night" at Extreme Rules. This time around it is a
2-out-of-3 falls match and the participants were given a few more minutes to
showcase their abilities (though arguably not enough to give the 2-out-of-3 stip
real meaning). In terms of filling the time they did get, they didn't disappoint either, putting together an array of excellent sequences and
double-team maneuvers. The crowd was hot for the entire match, thanks in large
part to some classic heel crowd-bashing before the bell, a nice and much-needed
touch. Other highlights included Cesaro's' uppercut barrage, Big E tossing
Tyson Kidd around with ease, and Xavier Woods providing ridiculous
"commentary" from the outside, shouting "Freedbird
Rule!" to get into the match and "We Are Aware" when the crowd
started chanting "This is Awesome." Really fun match that I enjoyed
more than their previous bout, but still wouldn't call an all-time classic. (3.5/5)
Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt
was next and while I wouldn’t call this match “great,” it was definitely
better than good considering the criticisms that I (and others) have
lobbed against both guys’ in-ring work. Ryback and Wyatt played to their
strengths, hitting each other with stiff clotheslines and tackles, not bothering with any technicality. I like when Wyatt pulls out more character
work (as he did in his series with Cena), but I understand that there are
those that find those details grating when done in excess. There were a few
bright spots in the match – Wyatt’s senton onto a prone Ryback, the
aforementioned clotheslines – but I didn’t adore the finish, which I thought
was good in theory but just a bit undercooked in execution. Others have written
that these two came out with something to prove and did that - I’d second that
statement. (3/5)
The United States Championship was on the line in the next
bout – John Cena defending against Rusev in an “I Quit” Match. Cena oversold a bit early for me, but
one can’t say Rusev doesn’t come off as more impressive because of it. Rusev drew great heat through his interactions with Lana, enticing the already
hot crowd to boo him despite 50% of the audience hating Cena passionately. Mike
Chioda’s incessant questioning of Cena was a necessary evil, a reminder of the
gimmick of the match but ludicrous when you consider how many of these bouts
Chioda has reffed and how Cena, to my knowledge, has never lost one. The
suspense of the match heightened once Rusev introduced the steel steps, both guys hitting signature moves onto the prop, but after that,
the big spots were all a bit cliché. We saw Cena hit Rusev with a tackle
through the barricade, Rusev tossed into a pyrotechnic display, and the
turnbuckle itself used a weapon. Compared to a half dozen other I Quit matches
from the past few years, this one didn’t offer too many innovations…but
compared to the other Cena/Rusev matches, which mostly stayed inside the ring,
I did like how Cena and Rusev changed things up by brawling in the crowd and
utilizing multiple weapons (tables, ring ropes, the steel gate that Rusev
suplexed Cena through). The finish was Lana, seeing her man in despair,
throwing in the towel – an ending that many fans predicted – but even with the predictability of the conclusion, both men’s hard
work throughout (and the hot crowd) helped elevate this one well above
average. (3.5/5)
The Bellas took
on Tamina and Naomi in the next
contest. Nikki Bella was the best performer in the match by a good distance. This was nothing more than filler worthy of a TV show, not a Network special.
The dead crowd didn’t help, but what could the WWE expect? Following Cena/Rusev
would be difficult for just about any match. The bright spot of the match was the finish –
if the Bellas are going to be babyfaces, it makes perfect sense that Nikki,
distracted by seeing her sister taken out on the outside, would fall prey to a
quick pin by Naomi. I am not hungry to see Naomi/Nikki one-on-one again, nor am I
ultra-excited by the return of Paige, but by SummerSlam, I would not be
surprised to see an NXT call-up come in to shake things up. It is certainly
needed. (1.5/5)
King of the Ring Winner Bad
News Barrett faced rival Neville
in the next match. Like Ziggler/Sheamus and Rusev/Cena, this match’s strongest
selling point is the chemistry these two have together. The crowd was not
electric, but, to me, that's based more on neither guy being incredibly
over than it is on a lack of effort. I didn’t mind
the count-out/forfeit finish – especially if the WWE wisely let's Barrett play
up his arrogance and belief that Neville is not worthy of wrestling him. What I didn’t like was the post-match shenanigans, an
unnecessary add-on that didn’t further the rivalry in an
interesting way. (2.5/5)
Main event time – Randy
Orton vs. Seth Rollins vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose for Rollins’ WWE
World Heavyweight Championship. I enjoyed this match from the outset, with
Reigns looking more comfortable in the ring during this match than any since
his Shield days. Coincidence that he was sharing the ring with his former
partners? Not at all. This was Reigns in his element: multi-man matches where
his big spots can be highlighted and others can take the attention away from
him when necessary. I’ve read and heard criticism about Kane’s early involvement - that it
took away from the “suspense” of seeing which side of the fence he was on - but
I actually found his interference immensely more interesting than the
“Would He? Won’t He?” drama at Extreme Rules. Kane’s prominent role in this
storyline has not been captivating (and ratings would indicate it hasn’t
been intriguing to many others either), so the faster we got to the conclusion
of his beef with Rollins the better. Kane was used as the match’s multi-time spoiler,
a role that he got good heat from, but also put him far from the spotlight,
allowing the actual participants an opportunity to shine. With everyone working
hard and working well, this match was easily one of the best 4-ways I’ve ever
seen, a match that might be a shocking finalist for Match of the Year honors
when all is said and done. (4/5)
With an average match rating of 3-out-of-5, Payback was a a return to form for the WWE.
While WrestleMania XXXI was great, as a whole, I wasn’t a huge fan of Extreme
Rules, FastLane, or the Survivor Series. TLC (and Stairs) and the Rumble were
mixed bags, their peaks surpassing anything we saw at Payback, but their lows
fell far below those of this show. The main event and
opener were strong bookends, while Cena/Rusev served as the perfect midcard
anchor. Ryback/Wyatt exceeded my expectations and the tag title match delivered
(again) in the time given. The worst matches of the night, Bellas/Naomi &
Tamina and Neville/Barrett, were “TV matches,” but they wouldn’t be out of
place on RAW or Smackdown – it’s not like these were purposeless Jakked-level
throwaways like we saw in 2014 whenever Adam Rose or Bo Dallas appeared. Not an all-time classic, but certainly a respectable
showing for a roster still smarting a bit from the post-Mania hangover.
FINAL RATING -
Watch It…With Remote in Hand
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