RATING LEVELS:
Curt Hennig – A
“GOAT” show, as Perfect as possible
Watch It – A
consistently good show worth watching in its entirety
Watch It…With Remote
in Hand – 3 or more above-average ratings
High Risk Maneuver –
Mostly filler, inessential, but 1-2 good matches
DUDleyville –
Zero redeeming qualities, chore to watch
SLAMBOREE 94’ – May
1994
Philadelphia, PA
CHAMPIONSHIP
BACKGROUNDS: Ric Flair is the reigning WCW World Heavyweight Champion
heading into tonight’s show, while Rick Rude has recently recaptured the WCW
International Championship. The Nasty Boys are the WCW Tag Team Titles, Steve
Austin holds the US Championship, and Lord Steven Regal is the recognized TV
Champion.
COMMENTATORS: Tony
Schiavone & Bobby Heenan
Kicking things off, we have the arrival of various legends of the past (a tradition for Slamboree events), including a couple Horsemen, Killer Kowalski, Larry "The Axe" Hennig, Ernie Ladd, and Terry Funk.
In the second segment, WCW Commish Nick Bockwinkel (a legend in his own right) announces
that “Ravishing” Rick Rude has been stripped of his WCW International
Championship due to the fact that he illegally used the title (and came off the
top rope) in his victory over former champion Sting in Japan. The crowd gives a
bit of a mixed reaction to the announcement, which Sting salvages by refusing
to accept the title and stating that he would rather win the title fair and
square – from Vader!
In the opening contest, "Stunning"
Steve Austin defends his US Championship against Johnny B. Badd, whose match at last month's Spring Stampede, was my
favorite match of his yet. This time
around he has an even better dance partner in Austin. Within the first few minutes, the camera
shows us that Sensational Sherri is in attendance (she would go on to have a
fairly lengthy program with Austin's manager, Colonel Parker). As for the in-ring action, it is "classic" without being "a classic" - not quite
boring, but not revolutionary, the two trading holds and keeping things on the
mat for the most part, only heating up for short spurts. After Austin nails a
double-forearm, you get some of the future Rattlesnake's best heel work, laying
in some of his trademark stomps and distracting the ref so Parker can get
involved. At this point, the match becomes noticeably more engaging as Austin
takes control, though, the Phillie crowd doesn't seem to care too much,
chanting "We're Not Hostile!" at one point (maybe a reference to the next month's ECW super card "Hostile City Showdown"?). Badd's
comeback leaves a bit to be desired, but the crowd goes bonkers for the
finishing stretch, which gets the exact right reaction that it should. (3.5/5)
After some words from Wahoo McDaniel and Dusty Rhodes, we
get our first Legends Match - Tully
Blanchard vs. Terry Funk. Obviously this would not be Funk's final hurrah
in Philly, though I did have to look up how much longer
Blanchard competed. The crowd chants "ECW" when Funk shows up and the
way this one is worked, it wouldn't be out of place at ECW Arena one bit as
they brawl their way around and inside the ring. Though the two work hard,
the crowd chants "We Want Blood!" and each time Funk drags in
another weapon that could give them what they want, the weapon is used in such a bizarre fashion it is baffling. While some would point
to the ridiculousness and sloppier moments of this match as reasons why this match (and the maybe whole Legends concept) was terrible, I actually think this is the kind of
train wreck that can be pretty fun to watch. A better finish would have elevated it to an even higher score from me, though I admit this match would not be everyone's cup of tea. (3/5)
Larry Zybysko vs.
Steven Regal is next and it does not disappoint. These two are perfect together, possibly because their in-ring characters almost mirror each other in certain regards. The match begins with Regal stalling, but when things get going,
it does not let up. Zybysko's taunting is excellent and really helps tell the
story of the cocky, young heel getting a tough lesson from the wise, wily
veteran. I would've preferred this one being for Regal's TV title, but fully understand why the belt wasn't on the line. Overall, a great bout that not only shows how good Regal was, but how much Zybysko
could still go in the ring. (4/5)
Bogging down the show is our next segment - the Hall of Fame
ceremony. Nothing worth noting happens here and the audience is generally
disinterested, not really popping for any of the legends that are featured. As
the biggest name is Harley Race, who comes out first, you don't even get the
satisfaction of building towards a big "name" as the headliner of class.
Bunkhouse Buck
takes on Dustin Rhodes in a Bullrope
Match next. After some good brawling to start things off, the audience breaks
out into yet another "We Want Blood!" chant. I don't mind a vocal,
borderline "hostile" crowd - but what does bother me is the demand
for hardcore spots in the first 3 minutes of a match. If they saw what these two
did at Spring Stampede, it makes sense to expect it, but what the fans might've
missed in that match (and this one) was pretty damn excellent storytelling. Heenan's commentary is surprisingly awful in this match. The finish and the post-match shenanigans take this feud to a new level, one as violent and sickening as the ECW fans in attendance could ever want. (4/5)
Colonel Parker is back out for his 3rd match (and second in a
row) to announce Ric Flair's mystery
challenger - Barry Windham. I have seen this match
get torn to shreds by other reviewers, but only because Windham and Flair had
had much better matches in the past. This one isn't too terrible considering
Windham had come back (most likely prematurely) from a knee injury and didn't
look to be in the best physical shape. Fortunately, chemistry carries them to a match that is no worse than average and, at times, better than that. Unfortunately, on a a show that
featured so many matches where Colonel Parker would get involved (and get
knocked out), the finish just seems a bit like a repeat of similar endings
earlier in the night (not to mention Starrcade 93'). (3/5)
Following this is our Tag Team Championship Match, a
Broadstreet Brawl between the defending Nasty
Boys and Cactus Jack with his new partner, Kevin Sullivan. If the previous month's Nasty Boys/Jack & Maxx
Payne was a 10 on the scale of wildest brawls in WCW history, this one ranks at
around an 11. Now, that doesn't mean it's a better match - the fact is, the
Nasty Boys/Jack & Maxx Payne feud had been built up over several shows, so,
when they do finally tear into each other at Spring Stampede, the ridiculous
bumps and weapon usage serves a purpose. This time around, you have
hardcore brawling for the sake of hardcore brawling with a crowd-pleasing
finish that *should* seem cathartic, but doesn't due to the lack of history between all four men. When Jack's former teammate
Maxx Payne does finally show up, you get the "feel good" moment you
want, but it does leave you wondering if the finishing sequence really utilized
all the bit players that are involved, including guest referee, ex-Flyer Dave
Schultz. (4.5/5)
It is main event time as WCW's International Championship is
on the line between the monster Vader and longtime rival Sting. Two years
earlier, these two put on some of my favorite matches ever, though, I must
admit I wasn't as excited for this simply because I wasn't sure they could top
their previous matches. As usual, the action here is spirited and the chemistry is off the charts. Sting connects with an awesome-looking vertical
suplex early on, while Vader changes things up with a rare submission hold on
the mat at one point. While the Flair/Vader match at Starrcade 93' is so often
heralded as one of WCW's best matches ever, I'm not sure any of the Flair/Vader
showdowns were as good as even the worst Sting/Vader bout. Credit
must also go to these two for the various false finishes that occur in the last
few minutes, all of which effectively fooled me as a first-time
viewer and really helped cap off what was a very good match. My only gripes are
Race's rather "soft" chairshot (surely Vader could've taken a much
stiffer hit) and that this one didn't go an extra 5 minutes to really give it
that "epic" feel. (4/5)
For some reason, Dave Meltzer gave the matches on this show
an average rating of 2.85, bashing the Rhodes/Buck match as significantly below
average and not giving too much credit to Regal/Zybykso. Oddly, these are
matches I found to be absolutely great. By my count, the average match rating for this show is a very high
3.71-out-of-5, pushing it very close to the previous month's masterpeice, Spring Stampede.
What might be most interesting, though, is just how
incredible these shows are in comparison to what WWE was presenting at the time
and what WCW would present in the following months. In WWE, the Bret/Owen feud
was riveting, but nothing on their roster compared to the violence that WCW was
offering in the Nastys/Cactus Jack or Dustin Rhodes/Buck feuds. In terms of
strong young heels, Regal and Austin were inarguably hotter than Irwin R.
Shyster and Jeff Jarrett. Slamboree 94' may have
featured legends, but they didn't main event the show...like Jerry Lawler and
Roddy Piper did at the 94' King of the Ring.
WCW's streak of remarkably violent and well-rounded
pay-per-views was not to last as, within a matter of weeks, the Hulk Hogan Era begun and the company revamped their entire image around his kid-friendly
persona. Financially, this wasn't a bad idea as WCW would get some
of its best buy rates ever with Hulkster on top...but this doesn't mean one can't
reminisce about what might've been had the red-and-yellow never run wild over
this version of WCW.
FINAL RATING –
Curt Hennig Level
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