RATING LEVELS:
Curt Hennig – A
“GOAT” show, as Perfect as possible
Watch It – A
consistently good show worth watching in its entirety
Watch It…With Remote
in Hand – 3 or more above-average ratings
High Risk Maneuver –
Mostly filler, inessential, but 1-2 good matches
DUDleyville –
Zero redeeming qualities, chore to watch
SPRING STAMPEDE 94’ –
April 1994
Rosemont, Illinois
CHAMPIONSHIP
BACKGROUNDS: Ric Flair is the reigning WCW World Heavyweight Champion
heading into tonight’s show, while Rick Rude holds WCW International Championship.
The Nasty Boys are the WCW Tag Team Titles, Steve Austin holds the US Championship,
and Lord Steven Regal is the recognized TV Champion.
COMMENTATORS: Tony
Schiavone & Bobby Heenan
Johnny B. Badd vs.
Diamond Dallas Page is our opening contest and this match is far better
than one might expect considering Page’s experience (or lack thereof) and the
fact that Badd was mostly "miss" on the hit-or-miss spectrum in 93'. In this
match, Badd doesn’t just rely on side headlocks and arm drags; he mixing
things up by adding a crossbody-to-the-outside that looks great and some
spirited selling. What really grabbed my attention, though, was the brisk pace
that both workers cut as the action just never lets up. A believable, well-executed
finish adds to what is one of the better openers I’ve seen so far in
94’. (3/5)
Jesse “the Body”
Ventura shows up, which surprised me as I thought he was gone by now.
“Flyin’” Brian
Pillman challenges Steve Regal for
the WCW Television Championship next. Pillman as a babyface is weird to watch
after he had so convincingly played the villain as part of the Hollywood
Blondes. From the very beginning, Pillman looks motivated to keep up with
Regal’s energy, stiffness, and execution. Unfortunately, around minute 5 or 6,
it becomes noticeable that Heenan’s headset isn’t working and Tony Schiavone
has to fly solo for an awkward stretch of time, hurting the presentation of what is an otherwise very good match, especially if you’re a fan of watching Regal stretch a dude
out with a variety of submissions. In fact, this is possibly Regal’s most impressive PPV
bout yet and certainly Pillman’s best PPV match since 92’. There’s an
awkward miscommunication in the final third of the match, but at least it leads
to a nicely-executed “Regal Roll” (as Tony calls it). I’m not a huge fan of the
finish, but in terms of quality wrestling, everything but the last 5 seconds is
marvelous. (4/5)
Chicago Street Fight time
is here – Cactus Jack and Maxx Payne vs.
The Nasty Boys for the WCW Tag Team Championships. This one has a
tremendous reputation today, but at the time, if you had kept up with the feud,
you knew this one was going to be special. Early on, Sags nails Payne with a
nasty chairshot very reminiscent of the one that happened at the Clash a few
months earlier and then connects with one to Jack that sounds and looks like an absolute skull-crusher. In fact, all the hits that Foley takes here are
incredibly violent and draw loud “Oohs” and “Aahs” from the crowd. As for the
finish, well, what can be said aside from the fact that it comes across as absolutely legit, like the only way a match like this COULD end, after the punishment taken by
its participants. In terms of hardcore matches, this absolutely stands the test of
time as one of the most violent matches in US wrestling history. (4.5/5)
The United States Championship match is next, with Stunning Steve Austin defending against
The Great Muta. This one suffers
from a few things – first, it would be tough for anyone in any locker room to
perform after that street fight. Second, the finish is a cop out designed to
keep both guys strong but, unfortunately, just reminds viewers of WCW’s most
infamous and inane rule. Between the bells, though, there is lots to love here,
with the crowd rabidly behind a spirited and energetic Muta and Austin more
than holding up his end of the match. Overall, a fantastic bout that suffers
from an even more disappointing finish than the TV Title match from earlier. (3.5/5)
The WCW International Championship is on the line next with Rick Rude defending against longtime
rival Sting. Before the match can
get underway, Harley Race arrives to announce that his client, Vader, wants a
title shot from whoever wins this match. When the bell rings, Sting nails Rude
with rights and lefts, followed by a great suplex on the outside. I’ve
written at length about Rude’s demise as an in-ring performer in 93’, but I
still went into this one with high expectations as Sting was one of his best
opponents in WCW. For the most part, it is a fairly back and forth contest, and
Rude is still capable of getting great heat with his taunts, posing, and
liberal use of reverse chinlocks. Sting, meanwhile, is so beloved that anytime
he hits any offense, even when it looks mistimed or awkward, the crowd
explodes. There’s a cool spot towards the end where Rude gets back-body dropped
and nearly does a 450, but what really drew my attention was the way that Rude
connected with a clip to Sting’s knee that was a not-so-subtle nod to a finish
they used years earlier in a Clash of the Champions from 91' (I think). The execution
of this match's finish comes off as clumsy and it makes practically no sense that Randy
Anderson wouldn’t rule it a disqualification, but whatever, the crowd response
is arguably bigger than any other victory in Sting’s career…and that includes
Starrcade 97’. When a match like this one, probably Rude’s best
PPV singles match in a year, is the worst contest of the
night, you know you are watching a pretty good show. (3/5)
Dustin Rhodes vs.
Bunkhouse Buck in a “Bunkhouse Match” is next. Buck may be recognizable to
fans of 70s-era wrestling as Jimmy Golden, but this is his first match on a WCW
PPV as far as I know. Coming on the same show as
the Nastys vs. Payne & Jack, one would think that the quotient of hardcore matches had been met - if that was the case, nobody told these guys. This one is equally brutal,
with Dustin Rhodes displaying a stomach-churning crimson mask by the end. Dustin’s
ability to draw the crowd into his performance is tremendous and is on full display in this bout, the audience groaning each time
Buck lays in another vicious belt shot. When the tide turns, the crowd goes
bananas and Buck’s selling is absolutely fantastic, all leading to a masterful
closing sequence that wisely incorporates a false finish and some
feud-furthering involvement from Colonel Parker. Absolutely amazing stuff. (4.5/5)
On a card filled with excellent brawls, one might expect Vader vs. Bossman to be a low-point on
the card, but from the very start, both guys seem committed to working a
passionate grudge match that wisely plays on how evenly matched these two are in size.
Vader sells for Bossman as an equal, something vastly different than what he
did against Flair, Sting, and most others. Bossman, to his credit, gets
lots of mileage out of his simple offense, though, he also throws in some new
maneuvers to keep things interested. A nasty looking cut above Vader's eye adds
an unexpected element of realism while Bossman expertly staggers around like
he's concussed at times, which only helps get over his "hope spots.” Regarding that "never seen that before" offense from Bossman, he does go for things
that just don't make sense - a DDT from the top is noticeably missed, followed
by an equally botched "tornado" attempt - but when Vader gets back in
control, the match makes its way towards a very satisfying ending and
post-match brawl. I've never seen a Bossman match that made me want to say
"It needed 5 more minutes to be a classic," but this one did. Great
match and maybe the best Bossman match I've ever seen? (4/5)
Ricky Steamboat challenges
WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair
in tonight’s main event. Unlike the hardcore brawls that made this show
stand out, Steamboat and Flair work a very scientific contest at the start,
exchanging classic wrestling holds to see who is truly the better grappler. Some
fans might be bored watching Steamboat apply a headlock for minutes on end, but
what I find engaging is the way the rest holds are broken up by swift,
well-executed transitions that play off of how well these two know each other
and never fail to solicit a reaction from the Chicago crowd. Of course, when
you have these two in the ring, you know you are going to get something
terrific, but it is important to consider that this match is both a part
of and distinctly separate from the classics they produced many years earlier. Judging
it as part of their collective body of work, it doesn't stand as the very best
they ever did - but on its own, aside from a small number of sour moments
(a 2-and-nine-tenths pinfall that seems even longer, the telegraphing of
certain reversals), it is an incredible contest that shows just how much these
two could still do when given ample time to tell a story. Today's main event players would be wise to revisit this match to see how one can build a story without relying on "finisher spamming" to pop the crowd. (4.5/5)
With an absolutely staggering average match rating of 3.88-out-of-5, Spring Stampede 94’ is
the first time in a long time I can say I have thoroughly enjoyed a WCW
pay-per-view from beginning to end. Not since 92’ has a show been so consistently
good-to-great, but more than that, there is not a single match on this show
that is so horrendous, so unwatchable that it earned less than an average. With an absolutely amazing FIVE matches earning scores of 4-stars or higher, there are very few shows I'd recommend more than this one.
FINAL RATING - Curt
Hennig Level
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