RATING LEVELS:
Curt Hennig – A
“GOAT” show, as Perfect as possible
Watch It – A
consistently good show worth watching in its entirety
Watch It…With Remote
in Hand – 3 or more above-average ratings
High Risk Maneuver –
Mostly filler, inessential, but 1-2 good matches
DUDleyville –
Zero redeeming qualities, chore to watch
STARRCADE 93’ – December
1993
Charlotte, North
Carolina
CHAMPIONSHIP
BACKGROUNDS: At this time, Vader was the WCW World Heavyweight Champion
while Rick Rude held WCW’s other World Heavyweight Championship, “The Big Gold
Belt” or WCW International Championship, otherwise known as the title formerly
known as the NWA World Championship. The Nasty Boys held the WCW Tag Team
Titles, Dustin Rhodes was the recognized US Champion, and Lord Steven Regal
held the TV Championship.
COMMENTATORS: Tony
Schiavone & Jesse Ventura
The show begins with a video package going through Ric
Flair’s life, then a segment showing Vader arriving in the arena and training.
The most interesting part, though, may be “Mean” Gene escorting Flair from his
nearby home to the arena, their limo ride chronicled in several segments
throughout the show. The cumulative effect is that Flair’s battle against Vader, a Title
vs. Career match, is made to be a huge deal of tremendous emotional significance for not only Flair, but the fans. When is the last time the WWE put such an effort into one of their main event programs? WrestleMania 12? (4/5)
The opening contest is a fairly by-the-numbers tag match of Paul Orndorff and Paul Roma vs. Marcus
Bagwell and 2 Cold Scorpio, but these two teams showcase more chemistry than one might expect. Already Roma seems more comfortable and confident out of the Horsemen than he did with them. (3/5)
After another Flair segment, we come to our next match, King Kong (or Awesome Kong?) vs. The
Shockmaster. Fortunately, this one is kept so short it really didn’t bug me
very much. Does it deserve to be on a PPV? Of course not...but at least it
doesn’t drag down the show very long. Plus, extra point for any Shockmaster appearance on the Network. (2/5)
Do you see my confusion? |
At the desk, Tony Schiavone explains that Rick Rude will not
defending his WCW International Championship against The British Bulldog, but
actually against The Boss (formerly the Big Bossman). This change was made due to
Bulldog’s "shoot" firing from the company in late November, according to rumor the result of bad
publicity surrounding a bar fight in Canada.
Lord Steven Regal vs.
Ricky Steamboat for Steamboat’s Television Championship is next. As
expected, these two put on a clinic, with Steamboat selling a damaged
arm within the first few minutes, and Regal exploiting it with wrist locks and strikes. I
awarded their Fall Brawl match a score of 3.5-out-of-5, noting that the live
crowd seemed to lose interest in what was an otherwise good match. Here, the
crowd is more engaged, rooting with passionate for the Steamer, while Regal has the benefit of being a more established heel. What also makes this match special is the
remarkable final stretch, with Regal and his manager, Sir William, smartly
exploiting the time limit to keep Steamboat under control and the audience in
suspense. Sure, the finish is a downer, but has it ever
been better executed? (4/5)
Maxx Payne and Cactus
Jack vs. Shanghai Pierce and Tex Slazenger is next. I went into this one
with pretty low expectations, but was thankfully surprised by the last few
minutes, which were really well-executed and popped the crowd nicely. (2/5)
Kyle Petty is interviewed by "Mean" Gene Okerlund.
He compares Flair's potential retirement to the retirement of Michael Jordan,
which is a bit of a stretch considering Flair's rather uneven 1993.
A 2-out-of-3 falls match for the United States Championship
is next, with champion Dustin Rhodes
defending against "Stunning"
Steve Austin. I really enjoyed the first fall, particularly an awesome spot
where Rhodes sends the future Rattlesnake into the fourth row. The action that
happens in the ring is equally fun to watch, with Rhodes dishing out some
killer clotheslines and elbows and Austin perfectly balancing arrogance with
cowardice. Unfortunately, just when this match seems poised to rank as one of
the best US title matches of its time, the match ends rather abruptly. The finish
itself isn't poorly executed or anything, but not giving these two an additonial
10 minutes to get to it was a really poor production decision. Still, the
15-or-so minutes you do get are very strong. (3.5/5)
The Boss challenges
Rick Rude for his WCW International
Championship next. Rude’s 93’ has been difficult to watch, but things look
promising in the early goings here, with Rude taking a huge back body drop and
moving around the ring noticeably quicker than in his matches against Flair and
Dustin Rhodes earlier this year. To his credit, the Boss has some nice offense
and knows how to work the crowd to keep them engaged up until we get to a tedious bearhug stretch (to their credit, the move at least makes logical sense given the Boss’s focus on Rude’s injured lower
back). The finish is rather pedestrian, but at least it’s a clean one. I'm still curious why WCW kept the title on Rude for so long
considering his deteriorating performances, though. (3/5)
Tony Schiavone takes a quick second to shill WCW’s next PPV,
SuperBrawl IV, featuring the Double Thundercage according to the graphic.
Should be interesting.
The Nasty Boys defend
their WCW Tag Team Championship against Sting
and Road Warrior Hawk next. Despite appearing with Hawk when they debuted
earlier this year, Road Warrior Animal wasn’t around very long (he’d return to the ring in 95’). It would’ve been cool for Sting to “dress the
part” a bit and matching LOD face paint, but oh well. The match
begins with plenty of stalling and the Nasties licking their wounds on the
outside which the crowd eats up.
After some dominance from the babyfaces, the tables turn and Hawk is left to
play the face-in-peril. Around the 15-minute mark, Sting cleans house, but the
match continues when the heels get the upper hand back and begin to beat down
the former World Champ. Knobbs and Sags do a nice job of keeping the pressure
on and even dishing out some good looking holds – including a well-executed
pumphandle slam from Sags. As the clock winds down, the suspense builds, we see a very deadly-looking Doomsday Device, but the finish itself is
confusing and completely overbooked. (3/5)
Main event time – Vader
vs. Ric Flair – the WCW World Championship vs. Flair’s Career. At the 25th
Clash of the Champions, these two put on a pretty average match, though it
wasn’t without its moments. This one starts out more fast-paced and the
Charlotte crowd is 1000% into watching their hometown hero go at it with the
monster Vader, who was smartly booked as a very dominant champion the whole
year. Flair’s performance is hit-and-miss – there’s a glaring near-miss off the
top, the punches look pretty worked to me (though, many critics/writers
actually call this one of Flair’s stiffest matches), and cartoonish overselling
throughout, but when things do click, it is hard not to be swept up in the
emotion and story of the match, especially for Flair’s comebacks. When Flair
shows he’s still the dirtiest player in the game, the audience explodes and
doesn’t quiet down from then on. Vader’s straightforward, simple offense looks
great, though, I would’ve liked to see him tease the powerbomb more. The
finish, while unexpected, still worked for me – the set up is wonderful and the
actual pinfall looks believable, with the referee in the perfect position (as
Ventura points out) to make a clear call. Dave Meltzer rated this a 4.5-star
match in the Wrestling Observer and many other bloggers/fans consider this one
of WCW’s greatest matches of all time, in fact, WWE.com ranked it at the number
7 spot, but I’m personally not as huge of a fan. Historic? Absolutely…but
near-perfect? I don't think it hits that level. (4/5)
While the show should probably end here, instead we get Ric
Flair in the back with Gene Okerlund, teary-eyed with his family. Sting and
Ricky Steamboat arrive and give us their thoughts followed by Gene wrapping
things up.
With an average match/segment score of 3.16-out of-5, Starrcade 93’ is uneven, but it never sinks too far
below average. In fact, more generous reviewers might even rate it higher,
thanks in no small part to two excellent title bouts – Vader vs. Flair and
Steamboat vs. Regal. In fact, when it comes to WCW’s 92’-93’ shows, this one
ranks close to the top, resting below only SuperBrawl II and Great American
Bash 92’ (but, to be fair, tied with Clash #23 and Halloween Havoc 93’ on my personal score card).
Interestingly enough, most of the credit for the success of this show should go to Rude,
Bossman, the Nastys, Sting, Rhodes, and Austin, who worked hard in the minutes
they got. As for the Shockmaster match, if you’re going to have to watch one,
the brevity of this one makes it arguably his best showing.
FINAL RATING – Watch
It…With Remote in Hand
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